Saturday, March 25, 2017

According to Mark...

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."--Mark Twain

Friday, March 24, 2017

My Buddy, My Pal, My Friend


Younger Generation

In case you're worried about the younger generation, they're gonna grow up and worry about the younger generation!

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Laughter may be the best medicine -- especially if its administered by a professional medical clown.

Medical clowns


Women who have tried everything to get pregnant may have one more option: A medical clown. Seriously.

A study of 229 Israeli women undergoing in-vitro fertilization (IVF) to treat infertility received 15-minute visit from a trained "medical clown" immediately after the embryos were implanted.  The success rate ballooned to 36%, compared with 20% for women who weren't given the silly treatment.

The goal of the study was to see if reduced stress, caused by laughter, could increase the chance of that the injected embryo will successfully make its way into the womb.

Afraid of clowns?  Other treatments, including acupuncture have lead to positive results for women undergoing IVF.

You can't become a medical clown just from attending your local clown college.  The University of Haifa in Israel is the only school in the world that actually awards a degree in hospital jokery. 

These professional funnymen, who have taken courses in nursing, have made strides in Israeli children's wards by helping young patient communicate their pain and distract them from their suffering.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

The Edge

"The Edge...there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."--Hunter S. Thompson

Somebody?

He tried to be somebody by trying to be like everybody, which made him a nobody!

Wrightsville Beach, NC...give it a go Mate!




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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Wisdom from a Poor Man

Wilmington's $1 million winner says life won't change


Staff Photo David Reynolds
Robert White buys lottery tickets Monday night at the Greenfield Food Store in Wilmington. On Saturday, Carolyn Daise (left) sold a $1 million winning ticket to Joe Demello, who plays scratch-offs at the store almost every day. White, who plays occasionally, said he was happy to see a winning ticket sold at the local store on Greenfield Street in Wilmington. "Wish it was me though," he said.
Published: Monday, December 8, 2008 at 5:41 p.m.
Last Modified: Monday, December 8, 2008 at 10:05 p.m.
Almost every evening Carolyn Daise would hand Joe Demello a pair of $10 scratch-off lottery tickets – the most expensive she sells – and tell him he was a glutton for punishment.
Demello, who has played scratch-off tickets at the Greenfield Food Store on Greenfield Street in Wilmington for years, didn’t argue. Daise said he’d usually just shrug and say: “I’ll just get broke and get through with it.”
But on Saturday around 5:30 p.m., Demello, a 56-year-old painter from Wilmington, won $1 million.
He scratched off the ticket in the store, left without telling anyone, then returned the next day to share the news.
Demello is one of just six people to win a $1 million prize since the $130 Million Blockbuster game started in August, according to a statement from the North Carolina Education Lottery.
Back in the store Monday night, Demello said he’s glad he won, but that his life won’t change.
He’ll get the money in annual after-tax installments of $34,000, he said. Nice, but not enough to give up his day job. His lottery habits won’t change either. Demello says he’ll go back to winning $10 or $20 one day and nothing the next.
“I like to gamble,” he said. “I always have.”
He handed folded up bills to Daise and Sylvia Ayala, another clerk at the store as they rang up orders. He said he’s also given away $2,000 of his first check to a longtime friend who needed money.
While Demello played down his winnings, other shoppers at the store Monday said they’re thrilled one of the regulars hit it big.
Clifton Norman, 51, was one of several who said they were happy for Demello, but wished they’d played the ticket.
“Where was I?” Norman said, adding that for any one of the 52-year-old store’s customers to win is great. “This store has been here a long time and served a lot of people,” he said. “For somebody to win here is a blessing.”
Raymond Keels, 58, said it’s especially nice for someone to hit the lottery during tough economic times.
Demello said the economy hasn’t affected him much. “Hell, when you’re poor – all times are tough,” he said.

According to Thomas Jefferson...

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have."-- Thomas Jefferson

Protecting and Serving the lovely Jeri Ryan in Nightmare in Columbia County

Brunswick County(NC) Sheriff's Road Deputy, 1982-85

Ronald's ServSafe Certification, Food Safety Rules!

 
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