Wednesday, December 13, 2017

To Dance...

We have it backwards. We think that when we overcome difficulty, then we will be happy, but it’s happiness itself that delivers us from chaos. 
Happiness is being able to dance through the difficult times, and learn what they are here to teach us.

Abundance


Tuesday, December 05, 2017

Students!


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WSOP.com Shuffle Up and Deal

WSOP3 from Joe Maggard on Vimeo.

Reincarnation Blows


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Fat


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I Love Mountains

Dear Joe,


Ask your representative to cosponsor the Clean Water Protection Act to end mountaintop removal
We need to bring focus back to what matters. With all the confusion and conflict in Congress, we need now -- more than ever -- to speak with a clear, unified voice to demand an end to mountaintop removal.
Already this year, citizens from throughout the region have met with over 150 Congressional offices to discuss the impacts of mountaintop removal coal mining on water quality and community health in Appalachia.
We know that if members of Congress are going to take a stand against mountaintop removal, they need to hear from all of us -- they need to hear from you
That's why we're asking you and nearly 60,000 other members of iLoveMountains.org to contact your Representative in Congress to ask them to cosponsor the Clean Water Protection Act.
The Clean Water Protection Act is a bill in the U.S. House of Representatives which will sharply reduce mountaintop removal coal mining by ending valley fills and protecting our headwater streams. To date, over 2,000 miles of streams have been buried and polluted by this devastating practice. But together we can stop it.


For the Mountains,
Matt Wasson

Yo, need a spot over here...


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Makin' Chains


Monday, December 04, 2017

Ronald's Favorite Bumpersnickers

1. If money could talk, it would say "Goodbye"
2. My other wife is beautiful.
3. Just when You think you've won the rat race, along comes a faster rat.
4. If it's too loud, You're too old.
5. Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
6. The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.
7. When you're in love. you're at the mercy of a stranger.
8. Is there life before coffee?
9. I is a college student.
10. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better!

My Prayer for You All

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Sunday, December 03, 2017

If You...


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Porcelain Unicorn...Enjoy

 Legendary British film director Sir Ridley Scott launched a global film making contest for aspiring directors. It's titled "Tell It Your Way". T The film could be no longer than three minutes, contain only six lines of narrative and be a compelling story. The winner was "Porcelain Unicorn" from American director Keegan Wilcox. It's a story of the lifetimes of two people who are totally opposite, yet, very much the same ­all told in less than three minutes. You'll see why it won. Enjoy!

True

COMMON SENSE is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.

Yep, it's that time again...Enjoy the process!


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Saturday, December 02, 2017

A Twist


Gurley has lost all credibility! Why Gurley Why?


A Hand


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Viva la McDifference

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants, a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend, a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you  must love him a lot and understand him a little, to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
5. Any married man should forget his mistakes--there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
6. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting she won't change and she does.
7. A woman has the last word in any argument, any word the man says after that starts a new argument.
8. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman--before marriage and after marriage.
9. Married men live a lot longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
10. Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed, women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Friday, December 01, 2017

Jim Nabors 1930-2017 RIP

Shazaaaam! You did real good Country boy, we'll never forget you. One of the very few to be named an Honorary Marine. God Speed Gomer!

Please Support Shriners Hospitals for Children

I'm very proud to be a Shriner and the work we do with our Children's Hospitals. I would appreciate your support for the Shriners Hospitals for Children as well! GOD BLESS! Ronald

This Holiday Season...


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