Wednesday, May 25, 2016
1. I file my taxes telepathically.
2. I count a family of squirrels living in my yard as dependents.
3. Demands that I call her "Una-Countant".
4. She laughs at the Governments demand for an audit.
5. In several places on my tax forms she's written "Give or take a million dollars".
6. She insists there is no such number as 4.
7. Instead of a CPA license, she's got a framed picture of the Three Stooges.
8. Tells me to put all my money into ant farms.
9. Her calculator is a broken VCR remote.
10. Has a tattoo of Wesley Snipes on her arm!