Tuesday, August 23, 2016

McBumper Snickers

1. Dinosaurs, they're not extinct, they're just hiding.
2. I swear I'm gonna invent a vaccine for stupid.
3. This is Earth NOT URANUS, KEEP IT CLEAN
4. That aint no Sasquatch...that's my sister!
5. So far this is the oldest I've ever been.
6. I'm awesome, don't question it-JUST DEAL WITH IT!
7. NAVY SEALS-providing the enemy an opportunity to die for their country.
8. I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying.
9. If ignorance is bliss-why are politicians so angry?
10. You say REDNECK like it's a bad thing.
11. I like running because I REALLY REALLY like desert.
12. The Police never think it's as funny as you do.
13. Politicians-Never have so few stolen so much from so many to achieve so little.