1. Grandpa-The Man, The Myth, The Legend
2. I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you!
3. I used to have superhuman powers, but my therapist took them away.
4. Be Silly...It's OK!
5. Metaphors be with You
6. Nuttier than a Squirrel's turd
7. Keep Honking...I'm reloading
8. National Sarcasm Society..Like we need your support
9. Although the VOICES aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.
10. What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
11. Nurses--Here to save your ass, not kiss it!
12. LOST? Study Geography!