Wednesday, June 29, 2016

To Do List...

1. Make vanilla pudding, put in mayo jar: EAT IN PUBLIC.
2. Hire two private investigators, get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says "LIFE"...hand out lemons on the street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say "I guess you're all wondering why I  gathered you here today."
5. Major in philosophy, ask people "WHY would they like fries with that?"
6. Run into a store, ask what year it is...when someone answers, yell "IT WORKED!" and run out cheering.
7. Change name to Simon, speak in third person.
8. Buy a parrot, teach the parrot to say "HELP! I've been turned into a parrot."
                                                      9. Follow joggers around in my car blasting "Eye of the Tiger."
                                                     10. Become a Doctor, change last name to Acula.