Wednesday, June 29, 2016
To Do List...
2. Hire two private investigators, get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says "LIFE"...hand out lemons on the street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say "I guess you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
5. Major in philosophy, ask people "WHY would they like fries with that?"
6. Run into a store, ask what year it is...when someone answers, yell "IT WORKED!" and run out cheering.
7. Change name to Simon, speak in third person.
8. Buy a parrot, teach the parrot to say "HELP! I've been turned into a parrot."
9. Follow joggers around in my car blasting "Eye of the Tiger."
10. Become a Doctor, change last name to Acula.
Posted by Ronald McDonald