1. Crowed elevator smell different to midget.
2. War doesn't determine who's right, War determines who's left.
3. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
4. Man who run in front of car get tired.
5. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
6. Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
7. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
8. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
9. Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.