Tuesday, August 08, 2017

Gladys' Puzzle

A little silver haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a great new jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished Gladys?" The little silver
haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her neighbor
decided to go over and help her with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies
the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to Gladys and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're never going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of coffee, and then," he says with a deep sigh...
"Let's put all the cornflakes back in the box."