Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Our World

"Every head is a world...you live in your own world, and that world is so private. Nobody knows what you have in your world. Only you know, and sometimes even you don't know. Your world is your creation, and it's a masterpiece of art."--Don Miguel Ruiz, The Voice of Knowledge

Why so Serious?


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Ronaldism

"Become Your Dream"--de la Vega

Action in Clowntown

See my pal Skitz peeking out of the dog carrier...We kept him in my trailer to keep him cool. It was my pleasure sharing the place with Skitz...I learned so much from him as an actor! Unlike most actors, Skitz wasn't interested in talking about his talent, he only wanted a dog bone...hehe...
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This Holiday Season...

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Monday, November 20, 2017

Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven

The day finally arrived.  Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.  He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself...  However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. 

St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest,it is certainly good to see you. 
  
We have heard a lot about you.. I must
 tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering  an entrance examination for everyone.  The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.' 

Forrest responds, 'It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam.
  I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.  Life was a big enough test as it was.' 

St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I
 know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. 
First:
 
What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
 
Second:
 
How many seconds are there in a year?
 
Third:
 
What is God's first name?'
 

Forrest leaves to think the questions
 over.   
He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and
 says, 
'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over,
 tell me your answers' 

Forrest replied, 'Well, the
 first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'? 
Shucks, that one is easy.. 
 That would be Today and Tomorrow.' 

The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do
 have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer..  How about the next one?' asked St. Peter. 

'How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about
  that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.' 

Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve?
     Twelve?    Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?' 

Forrest replied, 'Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March
  2nd.. ' 

'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter.  'I see where you are going with this, and I see your point,
   though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too.   
Let us go on with the third and final question.
 
Can you tell me God's first name'?
 

'Sure,' Forrest replied, 'it's Andy..'
 

'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.
 
'Ok, I can understand how you
 came up with your answers to my first two questions,but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?' 

'Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,' Forrest replied.
   
'I learnt it from the song, 'ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN..'
 

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: 'Run Forrest, run.'

Soggy Bottom Boys- I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow

Image In A Mirror

From the Play Driving Miss Daisy
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Growing Young

No one grows old by living; only by losing interest in living!

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Discouraged?

Student says "I'm very discouraged. What should I do?"
Teacher says, "Encourage others."